However, my hiatus is likely going to continue as we are, once again, going through lay-offs and my job is (once again) in jeopardy.  So, I’m having kind of a hard time coming up with funny stuff to write ‘cuz I’m so stressed out.   Please forgive me – I’ll try to whip my ass in gear and  start up again.  Thanks for tuning in!

Your Phavorite Pharm Girl – Jill

More surprised was my boss.  She was the coveted one.  She always was winning, her customers loved her, and she was on the fast track to move up.  She also – I happen to know – was making bigger bucks than me.

I write about this because my boss is so stupid.  He gets on the voicemail and sends out a blast to the region that Suzy Smith (name changed to protect) has resigned and taken a job that pays LESS!  Was that necessary?  Is it anybody’s business?  I happen to know that she may be making less in base, but her bonus is going to be out of this world.  I could only dream of a bonus like that.  Ours is supposedly “uncapped” – but you know.  It’s not.

I’m jealous.  I’ll just leave it at that.

I wipe my nose, he wipes his, I wipe mine again….this goes on and on.

So today, I decided to come clean and just ask him if I had a boogar.  He said “no – you don’t have a boogar – I thought you were trying to tell me I had a boogar.  Do I?”

I love honesty and shooting people straight – so I told him he did – even though he didn’t. Take him down a notch.  They don’t teach you this stuff in training.

• First I’ll go say a tearful goodbye to the nice offices.  That shouldn’t take long.
• Second, I’ll take the rest of the week to go see the offices who were always rude to me, treated me like hell, and complained when I brought the “wrong” kind of food for lunch.  I’d pull up in their parking lot and call them on the phone and ask them if they need samples.  When they rudely tell me that yes, they need them, then I’ll respond like this:

Are your f*^%$#! legs broke!  Walk your fat a*# down here and get them yourself!

• Third, take my computer to a shooting range and unload about 40 rounds on it.

Now that’s talent!

I believe this talent can land me my next job.  I’ll just look for the job that asks for “effective multi-tasker needed” and that’s the one for me.

My family drove from Texas to Florida and on our way back I found what I believe to be the cleanest bathroom ever!  It happens to be at the rest area on the Alabama state line. OMG!  You could eat off the floor in this one – you could EVEN sit on the toilet WITHOUT any protection from germs. (But I didn’t)  This one may bump the #1 best bathroom on the top 10 bathroom list down a notch.  pharmgirldiaries.com/2011/05/25/…
The state of Alabama needs to give the “Environmental Specialists” who keep that bathroom clean a raise or a bonus.  I’m just sayin’…

Today’s plug is for Macaroni Grill  macaronigrill.com

Good food, easy to order, on time, big portions (to save on the budget), and a decent rewards program.   They have options for the healthy and not so healthy – pleases everybody!  Plus – they deliver and that’s a MUST!